11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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