i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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