I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do vagina's smell?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
