Already got asked if we're dating
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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