white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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