In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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