you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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