what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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