He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She bit a glass in half.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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