You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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