is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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