I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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