She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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