i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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