just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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