Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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