It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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