The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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