I'm really into asian looking animals
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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