i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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