Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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