I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Sober January is a disaster.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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