Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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