"it" just moved
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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