Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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