I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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