Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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