Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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