i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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