The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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