Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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