Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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