Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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