We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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