I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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