I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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