Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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