why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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