A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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