OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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