No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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