I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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