If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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