We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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