She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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