It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize