Sorry, I don't speak sober.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Drake has all the answers
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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