So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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