I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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