Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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