its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
lol hangovers are for mortals.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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