WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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