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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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