Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
